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Adopt-a-Mae for a Week!
Saturday, 28 February 2009

  • Loves to sleep on a sofa.
  • Doesn't bite.
  • No need to walk her.
  • Spends most of the time in front of GreenApple.
  • Eats anything edible except rice.
  • Your sofa and slippers are safe (unless they're edible).
  • Been to Obedience School. Command her. No treats needed.
  • Doesn't bark... err.. doesn't talk too much. Bare with her. There are days that she'd speak less than 500 words a day. Sometimes less than a hundred.
  • Drinks hot water, hot tea, and coffee (don't worry, she'll bring with her a thermos and a mug).
  • If she's in the bathroom for an hour, stay calm, she is still alive.
  • Can cook but she suck at it.
  • Hobbies include mowing the lawn, raking dry leaves, shoveling snow, dish washing, folding fresh-from-the-drier clothes, dish washing, dicing and chopping ingredients for any dish, dish washing, sweeping/mapping/waxing the floor, dish washing. Wait. Did I mention dish washing already?
  • Addiction: Hot green tea.
  • Obsession: Dish washing.
  • Habits/Rituals (ignore her when she's into it):
    Upon waking up - Praying. She has written her prayers in her notebook.
    Before sleeping - Praying and reading the Bible (please lend her your Bible).
  • Sleeps like a dead person. Sometimes like a dead tired person.

I am sending her off to Camp Regozo (Staten Island, NY) on Monday. She'll stay there for a week. Who's next? Pick her up or send her a ticket. Just make sure she's back to Camp German (New Jersey) on weekend.

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