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Saturday, 28 February 2009 |
- Loves to sleep on a sofa.
- Doesn't bite.
- No need to walk her.
- Spends most of the time in front of GreenApple.
- Eats anything edible except rice.
- Your sofa and slippers are safe (unless they're edible).
- Been to Obedience School. Command her. No treats needed.
- Doesn't bark... err.. doesn't talk too much. Bare with her. There are days that she'd speak less than 500 words a day. Sometimes less than a hundred.
- Drinks hot water, hot tea, and coffee (don't worry, she'll bring with her a thermos and a mug).
- If she's in the bathroom for an hour, stay calm, she is still alive.
- Can cook but she suck at it.
- Hobbies include mowing the lawn, raking dry leaves, shoveling snow, dish washing, folding fresh-from-the-drier clothes, dish washing, dicing and chopping ingredients for any dish, dish washing, sweeping/mapping/waxing the floor, dish washing. Wait. Did I mention dish washing already?
- Addiction: Hot green tea.
- Obsession: Dish washing.
- Habits/Rituals (ignore her when she's into it):
Upon waking up - Praying. She has written her prayers in her notebook.
Before sleeping - Praying and reading the Bible (please lend her your Bible).
- Sleeps like a dead person. Sometimes like a dead tired person.
I am sending her off to Camp Regozo (Staten Island, NY) on Monday. She'll stay there for a week. Who's next? Pick her up or send her a ticket. Just make sure she's back to Camp German (New Jersey) on weekend. 
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